![]() The racist emails about DeMaurice Smith that were made public on Friday were just the tip of the iceberg. It turns out that Jon Gruden is a Facebook father-in-law. He may not be your actual father-in-law, but you still know a half-dozen of him, and his most distinguishing characteristic is that he can't stop bleating his hateful, hurtful sociopolitical opinions as publicly as possible, ignoring every hint that it's time to shut the hell up. You don't want him babysitting your kids overnight because he'll make them watch The Outlaw Josey Wales so they can learn about manhood (especially if they are girls). The Facebook father-in-law is the person who wrote letters to the editor about Cam Newton's hats and claimed to stop watching the NFL four years ago because of the protests (yet always knows who won on Sunday). I adopted him as a barely coded racist/sexist stock character who could slip past the censors at nervous media outlets. You can picture him, right? Balding, paunchy, 50- to 60-something, long-suffering wife, exasperated adult children: the network television crime procedural demographic. Ro.config.notification_sound=pixiedust.oggĭalvik.vm.stack-trace-file=/data/anr/traces.One of my favorite humor tropes when writing an opinion column is the Facebook father-in-law. Rild.libpath=/system/lib/libreference-ril.so # from device/windroy/windroye/system.prop # ro.build.product is obsolete use ro.vice Model name : Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-8400 CPU 2.80GHzįlags : fpu vme de pse tsc msr pae mce cx8 apic sep mtrr pge mca cmov pat pse36 clflush mmx fxsr sse sse2 ht nx rdtscp constant_tsc pni ssse3Īddress sizes : 39 bits physical, 48 bits virtual Linear Acceleration Sensor (AOSP) range: 0.19.613 resolution: 0.01 (0.049%) power: 15.8mA ġ66 Afrikaans Aghem Akan Amharic Arabic Assamese Asu Azerbaijani Basaa Belarusian Bemba Bena Bulgarian Bambara Bengali Tibetan Breton Bodo Bosnian Catalan Chiga Cherokee Czech Welsh Danish Taita German Zarma Duala Jola-Fonyi Dzongkha Embu Ewe Greek English Esperanto Spanish Estonian Basque Ewondo Persian Fulah Finnish Filipino Faroese French Irish Galician Swiss German Gujarati Gusii Manx Hausa Hawaiian Hebrew Hindi Croatian Hungarian Armenian Indonesian Igbo Sichuan Yi Icelandic Italian Japanese Ngomba Machame Georgian Kabyle Kamba Makonde Kabuverdianu Koyra Chiini Kikuyu Kazakh Kalaallisut Kalenjin Khmer Kannada Korean Konkani Kashmiri Shambala Bafia Cornish Langi Ganda Lingala Lao Lithuanian Luba-Katanga Luo Luyia Latvian Masai Meru Morisyen Malagasy Makhuwa-Meetto Meta' Macedonian Malayalam Mongolian Marathi Malay Maltese Mundang Burmese Nama Norwegian North Ndebele Nepali Dutch Kwasio Norwegian Nuer Nyankole Oromo Oriya Punjabi Polish Pashto Portuguese Romansh Rundi Romanian Rombo Russian Kinyarwanda Rwa Samburu Sangu Sena Koyraboro Senni Sango Tachelhit Sinhala Slovak Slovenian Shona Somali Albanian Serbian Swedish Swahili Congo Swahili Tamil Telugu Teso Thai Tigrinya Tongan Turkish Tasawaq Central Atlas Tamazight Ukrainian Urdu Uzbek Vai Vietnamese Vunjo Soga Yangben Yoruba Chinese Zulu ![]() Rotation Vector Sensor (AOSP) range: 0.1 resolution: 0 (0%) power: 15.8mA Windroye Gyroscope sensor (Windroye) range: 0.8.727 resolution: 0 (0.004%) power: 6.1mA Windroye Proximity sensor (Windroye) range: 0.1 resolution: 1 (100%) power: 20mA Windroye 3-axis Magnetic field sensor (Windroye) range: 0.2000 resolution: 1 (0.05%) power: 6.7mA Windroye 3-axis Accelerometer (Windroye) range: 0.19.613 resolution: 0.01 (0.049%) power: 3mA ![]() Photo: 0.9 MP Max size: 1280x720 Focus: fixed No flash ![]() Photo: 0.1 MP Max: 320x240 Focus: fixed No flash ![]() 1600 x 900 DPI: 320 Evaluated Size: 5.7"Īndroid Emulator OpenGL ES Translator (GeForce GTX 1070 Ti/PCIe/SSE2) Google (NVIDIA Corporation) OpenGL ES-CM 1.1 (4.6.0 NVIDIA 416.94) OpenGL ES 2.0 (4.6.0 NVIDIA 416.94) ![]()
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